Dorothy, Oh Dorothy!

I am on a Dorothy Parker kick. Sue me. Enjoy the ride, why don’t you? I discovered this poem in the film, Girl Interrupted. Angelina Jolie recites it.

Resume

Razors pain you;

Rivers are damp;

Acids stain you;

And drugs cause cramp.

Guns aren’t lawful;
 
Nooses give;
 
Gas smells awful;
 
You might as well live.
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